Liam Gallagher has taken to social media to make light of the recently launched government website that suggests alternative careers to those whose jobs have been affected by the coronavirus pandemic.
The site entitled “Discover your skills and careers” went live last week. It asks people “to think about the type of work you want to do,” before offering “a summary of job groups that might interest you based on your answers, for example creative careers or working in healthcare.”
It came just hours after a host of artists including Sam Fender and Johnny Marr criticised Chancellor Rishi Sunak after he suggested people should “adapt” their jobs during the ongoing pandemic.
Now, after a number of musicians mocked the website, Gallagher has posted a photoshopped image to Instagram that shows his alternative career to be a “Rock n Roll Star”.
With a career subheader of “Godlike genius icon”, the former Oasis frontman’s average salary ranges from -1p to a “biblical” £1,000,000, while it says he could work “in the sunshiiiine”.
His skills in the pic include: “Rasta”, “Icon”, “Legend”, “Prophet”, “Buddhist Jedi”, “Zen Lover”, and “Humble”.
Elsewhere in the post, he’s changed some of the menu titles to things like “How to avoid bumbaclarts”, “What it takes to be a fucking legend” and “How to deal with Parka hoarding.”